The non-chronological collected works of my misspent youth, with notes, for your reading pleasure. Most names have been changed because I probably didn't ask you first.

Saturday, August 30, 2014

PDA: Journal, October 14, 1995

The only thing more disgusting than guys that go obviously commando in soccer shorts rolling around on the ground in the trashy grass in front of the library are guys that go obviously commando in soccer shorts rolling around in the trashy grass in front the library literally licking their pig-tailed, tiny-tee'd girfriend's navel ring. I swear to God it would be less gross if that just actually had full-on sexual intercourse on top of the reference desk.
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